Eva posing for the 2015 Campari Calendar

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boy: i think i love you
me: i think it was unnecessary for steve buscemi's character to die in the big lebowski. i love that film but my only complaint is that steve buscemi's character died. i feel like that was very uncalled for and didn't do much in developing the plot.

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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

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no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

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guys this is the part where i get drunk and u send me questions like collaborate on me with this one 

cabello à puto

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Once, in one of my exams, some dude shouted TAKBEER and all of the Muslims shouted ALLAHU AKBAR and I swear I couldn’t stop laughing at the looks on the white teachers faces for the entirety of my exam

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London, outside Israeli embassy.

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if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness, 2013

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